I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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