Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
When did angry sex become our thing?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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