that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm getting married
To pizza
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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