My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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