i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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