I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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