Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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