They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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