It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
He has the fingertips of a God
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