i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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