awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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