if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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