with your own penis?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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