her vagina looked like bernie madoff
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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