I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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