Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
