soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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