Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
