Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
40s are totally the cure
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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