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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I died a long time ago.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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