Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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