When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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