I'm drive I can fine osifer
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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