he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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