two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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