His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
operation have a gay friend backfired
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
i think im in europe. pls send help
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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