the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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