matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
