Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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