i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Life without a bra equals bliss.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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