I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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