Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
But theres a keg here and me gusta
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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