ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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