Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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