he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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