***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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