i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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