I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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