It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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