I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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