NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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