Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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