Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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