im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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