: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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