oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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