1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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