Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
