Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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