He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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