I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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