That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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