So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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