my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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