Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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