How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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