My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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