Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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