can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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