im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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