then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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