PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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