sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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