No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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